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Womans relationship rules

Views(3902) Created(4-13-07) Category ( Women )

For those of you who don't already know, these are the rules that are in effect
in every relationship.

1. The female always makes the rules.

2. These rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

3. No male can possibly know all the rules.

4. If the female suspects that the male knows all the rules, she must
immediately change some or all of the rules.

5. The female is never wrong.

6. If the female is wrong, it is because of a vagrant misunderstanding which
was a direct result of something the male said or did wrong.

7. If rule number 6 applies, the male must immediately apologize for causing
the misunderstanding.

8. The female can change her mind at any given point in time.

9. The male must never change his mind without express written consent of the
female.

10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

11. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be
angry or upset.

12. The female must under no circumstances let the male know whether she wants
him to be calm, angry or upset.

13. Any attempt to document these rules could result in bodily harm.

14. The female always gets the last word!

I dont think that this is already on here and I apologize if it is.

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On March 7th 2008 Kitii233 Said :
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lol i dont think any o' this, and im a girl.
On February 27th 2008 dorkwitfork Said :
dorkwitfork OH YES YES THIS IS TRUE YOU ARE A SMART MAN
On February 25th 2008 xxdarkprincess Said :
xxdarkprincess this is not true i dont do this to my boyfriend and most the time he is right not me
On February 22nd 2008 Monkehhh Said :
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"not true. Every human has their own freedom." Every where you go these days there seems to be a fuckin tree hugger there man, honestly its a joke not a new law thats bein introduced lighten up
On January 11th 2008 DamnYourAss Said :
DamnYourAss not true. Every human has their own freedom.
On October 30th 2007 SexyTwistedKat Said :
SexyTwistedKat just be glad that some women DONT get mad for these jokes
On August 17th 2007 Leonel89121 Said :
Leonel89121 And women get mad when we have jokes on them, silly women
On August 17th 2007 Rachii95 Said :
Rachii95 ur a Guy how do you know these rules?????
On July 20th 2007 leumasofsand Said :
leumasofsand oh so true those rules are
On July 4th 2007 amjljsc Said :
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very very very true and im a woman
On June 8th 2007 AngelofWorry Said :
AngelofWorry Oh..So true..so true xD
On June 6th 2007 camogurl044 Said :
camogurl044 lol. these are actually true...thats kinda scary
On April 19th 2007 tigerbaby7644 Said :
tigerbaby7644 lol i like these rules
On April 17th 2007 Kandypeachmunk Said :
Kandypeachmunk I wonder if that could actually work in my relations ships O.O...never tried it.
On April 15th 2007 Flrits Said :
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werid!!!!!