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Bill gates meets god

Views(4669) Created(4-12-07) Category ( Computer )

Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. They're up in heaven, and God's sitting on the great white throne. God addresses Al first.

"Al, what do you believe in?"

Al replies, "Well, I believe that the combustion engine is evil and that we need to save the world from CFCs and that if any more freon is used, the whole earth will become a greenhouse and we'll all die."

God thinks for a second and says, "Okay, I can live with that. Come and sit at my left,"

God then addresses Bill Clinton. "Bill, what do you believe in?"

Bill Clinton replies, "Well, I believe in power to the people. I think people should be able to make their own choices about things and that no one should ever be able to tell someone else what to do. I also believe in feeling people's pain."

God thinks for a second and says, "Okay, that sounds good. Come and sit at my right."

God then addresses Bill Gates. "Bill Gates, what do you believe?"

Bill Gates said, "I believe you're in my chair."



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On June 9th 2008 hockeyangel37 Said :
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yah I hurd it b4 but it was a hockey joke....u just changed the names and now it's not funny..
On June 6th 2008 joextreme29 Said :
joextreme29 thts good,but why is everyone so offened.its just a joke.and god forgives every sin u make just as long as u ask for forgiveness.
On May 29th 2008 Mogami Said :
Mogami =_= whaa...?
On March 4th 2008 atomicrebirth Said :
atomicrebirth People, don't get so offended. Sure the joke wasn't really funny, but it's just the nature of the joke. It's no disrespect to this "God" character.
On February 26th 2008 RuperJopp Said :
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God is a lie. This is a good joke lol
On February 25th 2008 xxdarkprincess Said :
xxdarkprincess this is so gay and do not use god for your jokes do you have any respect?
On February 12th 2008 SimpleOn3 Said :
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God shouldn't be a mockery nor should he be used in jokes- have respect for GOD
On January 26th 2008 yourspecial2me Said :
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IT JUST HAVE TO BE THE "WHITE" PEOPLE
On January 15th 2008 mdluvr11 Said :
mdluvr11 but if their jokes about God, we don't think theyr'e funny. Obviously u don't go to church... do u live close to Poteau... that's where i live...
On December 27th 2007 vampirate13 Said :
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hey christ boy just cuz ur "christian" doesnt mean you cant laugh at jokes douche bag
On December 22nd 2007 valeria123oh Said :
valeria123oh LOL FUNNY AND FOR THE MEXICAN BELOW BILL GATES IS THE MAN THAT INVENTED MICROSOFT
On December 22nd 2007 hayleighbarry8 Said :
hayleighbarry8 I HATE IT!!!!!! IM A CHRISTIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
On December 16th 2007 D0NTM3SSWiTM3 Said :
D0NTM3SSWiTM3 AND WHO THE FUCK IS BILL GATES?? SORRY,IM MEXICAN :)
On December 16th 2007 D0NTM3SSWiTM3 Said :
D0NTM3SSWiTM3 GAYY.
On December 16th 2007 diizmagicnena Said :
diizmagicnena That's ok