proof that jesus was...

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Three Proofs That Jesus Was Jewish

1 - He went into his father's business

2 - He lived at home until the age of 33

3 - He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother sure he was God

Three Proofs That Jesus Was Irish

1 - He never got married

2 - He never held a steady job

3 - His last request was a drink

Three Proofs That Jesus Was Italian

1 - He talked with his hands

2 - He had wine with every meal

3 - He worked in the building trades

Three Proofs That Jesus Was Black

1 - He called everybody brother

2 - He held no permanent address

3 - Nobody would hire him

Three Proofs That Jesus Was Californian

1 - He never cut his hair

2 - He walked around barefoot

3 - He invented a new religion

Three Proofs That Jesus Was Puerto Rican

1 - His first name was Jesus

2 - He was always in trouble with the law

3 - His mother did not know who his father was

BTW i dont really care if you have read it before or its been on here before, i tried to get one thats more original and not on the site as much but thats kinda hard so if you dont like it you dont gotta leave stupid comments, but yeah if you do like it rate it up please thx

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On January 25th 2008 xpoisonmuffinx Said :

	lol. :]

On September 1st 2007 TheGothmo Said :

	OH COME ON EVEN RELIGIOUS PPL HAVE TO LAUGH AT THAT

On June 20th 2007 smoshfan94 Said :

	you're just angry cuz u didnt get the jocks

On June 17th 2007 annoyedbigsis Said :

	this isnt good its very bad

On June 9th 2007 bobwobbly Said :

	hmmm...pretty good although it wasn't as good because some of these are wrong. Psshh. do you care?

On April 29th 2007 oreo530 Said :

	i didnt see why he was mexican

On April 19th 2007 xxcassiejayxx Said :

	:) lol

On April 15th 2007 joshattack Said :

	I like em. They all work. IT would be proofs for his being mexican in CO, lol.

On April 11th 2007 4472Jacob Said :

	This is bad real bad

On April 11th 2007 superz316 Said :

	^_^ haha

On April 11th 2007 Chunkypete Said :

	Crap

On April 11th 2007 DrOfAllThings Said :

	Priceless

On April 11th 2007 Trippaholic Said :

	lol..very good.

On April 11th 2007 amaannndaa Said :

	lol niice (:

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