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Sexual exhaustion

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The college professor had just finished explaining an important research project to his class. He emphasized that this was an absolute requirement of passing his class, and there would be only two acceptable excuses for being late. Those were medically certifiable illness or deaths in the student's immediate family.

A pranlster student in the back of the clsssroom waved his hand and spoke up, "But what about extreme sexual exhaustion, professor?"

As you would expect, the classroom exploded in laughter.

When the students had finnally settled down, the professor froze the young man with a glaring look. "Well," he responded, "guess you would have to learn how to write with your other hand!"

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On June 28th 2008 jessleah25 Said :
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WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE HAIR , SCARS no NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD IF U DONT COPY THIS JUS LIKE FROM THE RING COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES OR I WILL APPEAR ONE CREEPY NIGHT WEN UR NOT ExPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A NIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SUMMET ING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE FLASH BOXES
On June 28th 2008 darkdawn4ever Said :
darkdawn4ever shows him :P
On May 15th 2008 bdenny4 Said :
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my picture WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE HAIR , SCARS no NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD IF U DONT COPY THIS JUS LIKE FROM THE RING COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES OR I WILL APPEAR ONE CREEPY NIGHT WEN UR NOT ExPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A NIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SUMMET ING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE FLASH BOXES
On April 16th 2008 sophielicios10 Said :
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my picture WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE HAIR , SCARS no NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD IF U DONT COPY THIS JUS LIKE FROM THE RING COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES OR I WILL APPEAR ONE CREEPY NIGHT WEN UR NOT ExPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A NIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SUMMET ING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE FLASH BOXES
On April 8th 2008 rose1992911 Said :
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nice! something original AND funny!
On April 7th 2008 b10nd3 Said :
b10nd3 lolololololololol thats HILARIOUS
On April 7th 2008 b10nd3 Said :
b10nd3 lolololololololol thats HILARIOUS
On April 3rd 2008 SocialRj Said :
SocialRj hahahahaha thats fucking crazy!...
On February 8th 2008 sophiarock15 Said :
sophiarock15 omfg! i fucking love it! hahahahhaha holy shit thats hilarious that teach has got game! lol XP Ninja Smurf
On January 25th 2008 TGFierceMinja Said :
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wow amazing i cannot believe you went there amigo i can totally relatte to this latte
On January 23rd 2008 HaraKumiko Said :
HaraKumiko awww, a self hand job. =x
On January 23rd 2008 blondegir2011 Said :
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lol that is soooo funny im still laughing
On January 9th 2008 anglophile2158 Said :
anglophile2158 hahaha! Oh, I'd love to have that professor!
On January 3rd 2008 YoruTsuki Said :
YoruTsuki wow haha
On December 9th 2007 misscrissangel Said :
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lmao that was funny