5 One liners about women

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Created(4-2-07)

Category ( Women )

1. I married Miss Right. I just didnt know her first name was Always.

2. Marriage is a three ring circus, engagement RING, wedding RING, and suffeRING

3. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I dont like to interupt her.

4. All wives are alike, but they have diffrent faces so you can tell them apart.

5. Bigamy is having one wife to many, some say monogamy is the same.

No offence to anyone just a joke (I say this because lots of people cant take jokes and cant laugh about themselves.)

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On February 8th 2008 sophiarock15 Said :

	dude y would any one be ofended by these! haha they are fucking hilarious!

On January 17th 2008 putsy Said :

	hered em all be4 but there so funny

On December 5th 2007 degrassinerd Said :

	i like #2 lol

On September 19th 2007 cutelilrebel93 Said :

	i don't take any offense ,i make blonde jokes and i'm a major dumb blonde!LOL

On April 13th 2007 DeAtHaNgEl999 Said :

	i was laughing my head off at the second one

On April 3rd 2007 pookiee822 Said :

	im a woman and i think its hilarious... especially number 3 lol my boyfriend would appreciate that one hahaha

On April 2nd 2007 Bethiebethbeth Said :

	Lol!

On April 2nd 2007 notarized Said :

	I like all but #4, it just didn't do it for me, lol. But I like it!

On April 2nd 2007 citychic2008 Said :

	Lol .. CLEVER i can say that much :D

On April 2nd 2007 twiggadee Said :

	hmmm....ok i suppose, wudnt rave about it tho

On April 2nd 2007 MandyBang Said :

	very dry but witty - didn't make me laugh out loud, but they made me smile. very Jimmy Carr-esque humour.