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Views(702) Created(4-1-07) Category ( Other )

An Israeli doctor said, "Mdeicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in 6 weeks.

A german doctor said, "thats nothing In germany we can take a lung out of one person and put it in another and have him looking for work in 4 weeks.

A russain doctor said, "In my country medicine is so advance that we can take half a heart out of one person and put it in another and have them both looking for work in 2 weeks.

The america doctor, not to be outsone, said, "hah! We are about to take an asshole out of Tesax, put him in the white house and have half the country looking for work the next day."

Not trying to be offensive to anyone or anything, its just a joke...



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On April 19th 2007 xxcassiejayxx Said :
xxcassiejayxx haha
On April 15th 2007 joshattack Said :
joshattack Hahahaha, This one's awesome. I love just about all Bush jokes though.
On April 13th 2007 DeAtHaNgEl999 Said :
DeAtHaNgEl999 loved it
On April 9th 2007 killtheblondz Said :
killtheblondz i think that is your best joke
On April 2nd 2007 kikiphut4 Said :
kikiphut4 LMFAO! bush is a damn idiot, and that's comin from a texan. I love it!!
On April 1st 2007 pinkpanther93 Said :
pinkpanther93 ummmm...not really funny lol
On April 1st 2007 ousooner946 Said :
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haha thats great
On April 1st 2007 hackerlord Said :
hackerlord lol
On April 1st 2007 imbored9909 Said :
imbored9909 btw there were so many typos in that joke, i was just tryin to type it out real fast so please excuse the typos...
On April 1st 2007 chrissey08h2 Said :
chrissey08h2 HAHAHAHA i like this one. its funny
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