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29 questions to make you ponder,,,,

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1. If all those smartass physchics know the firggin' winning lottery numbers, why are they still working?

2. Why do they steralize needles for lethal injections?

3. If quitters never win and winners never quit, then what idiot came up with "Quit while your ahead?"

4. Whose idea was it to have a "s" in the word "lisp"?

5. If its zero degrees out today and its suposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

6. Why is it that when a door is open its ajar - but when a jar is open its not adoor?

7. Is it possible to have a civil war?

8. If the black box recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isnt the whole airplane made out of the stuff?

9. Why is it when you open a can of evaporated milk its still full?

10. Why do shops which are open 24/7 have locks on the doors?

11. Why is it called tourist season if we cant shoot at them?

12. If most car accidents occur within 10 km of home, why doesnt everyone just move 20 km away?

13. Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency. Why cant you just write "a good doctor"?

14. Before they invented darwing boards, what did they go back to?

15. If all the world is a stage, where does the audience sit?

16. If you ate pasta and anti-pasta would you still be hungry?

17. If you try to fail, and succeed, which would you have accomplished?

18. Is a castrated pig disgrunted?

19. Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of the song?

20. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

21. Light travels faster the sound, so is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

22. Why does the reverse side also have a reverse side?

23. Why is there only one monopolies company?

24. Why are there five syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?

25. How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didnt grow in?

26. Why is abbreviated such a long word?

27. Is the leaning tower of Pisa listed as a building?

28. What if there were no hypothetical questions?

29. Why is a carrot more orange then an orange?

 Not the funniest but some of them are funny...rate up?



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On June 25th 2008 LostSoul1121 Said :
LostSoul1121 Lol awesome!
On February 29th 2008 fgggfx Said :
fgggfx if barbie is so popular..why do we buy her friends? (lol, only one that came to mind) but yea good stuff ya got there
On January 25th 2008 xpoisonmuffinx Said :
xpoisonmuffinx what would you call a fly without wings? a walk?
On August 28th 2007 EvilRaven9892 Said :
EvilRaven9892 why do people say dont worry about it when they know you will? why do people laugh at me when they ask me if i am mexican and i say yes?
On July 15th 2007 Lydia1310 Said :
Lydia1310 Why is dislexic so hard to spell?
On July 4th 2007 ShazzySharon Said :
ShazzySharon Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
On June 12th 2007 james290001 Said :
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try figuring this out...if nothing sticks to tephlon,how do they get tephlon to stick to the pan?
On June 7th 2007 kiefersgurl1 Said :
kiefersgurl1 hahahahahaha these r really good! i never thought about things like this b 4!
On May 25th 2007 BURNIN8 Said :
BURNIN8 dang...thats weird
On May 2nd 2007 smartgal Said :
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true...
On April 22nd 2007 reapersheart Said :
reapersheart i like these lol
On April 19th 2007 tigerbaby7644 Said :
tigerbaby7644 lol wow that made me think lol
On April 19th 2007 xxcassiejayxx Said :
xxcassiejayxx lol some are pretty good
On April 16th 2007 joshattack Said :
joshattack Some of these are pretty good and provocative of thought. Exceptthat it's antepasta, as in ante (before)
On April 14th 2007 MagicHannah Said :
MagicHannah I can give you the anwers to all of them. Easy.
On March 29th 2007 ilovesk8border Said :
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wow.....good questions....lmao
On March 28th 2007 imbored9909 Said :
imbored9909 i was thinkin about taking them out but i figured i had already wasted my time typing them im not wasting my time taking them back out
On March 28th 2007 ilovechas101 Said :
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lol some oo true
On March 28th 2007 XentLP Said :
XentLP Wulda been funnier if the ones that are simple to answer were taken out
On March 28th 2007 imbored9909 Said :
imbored9909 but then again its a typo n should have been drawing not darwin
On March 28th 2007 HopelesslyRoby Said :
HopelesslyRoby lmao some of them are realy good points
On March 28th 2007 dkessler1974 Said :
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X2 - really dumb. Especially the "darwing boards" in 14. Darwin is doesn't have a G in it and Darwin is a putz as well.
On March 28th 2007 JC952 Said :
JC952 really funny...mostly
On March 28th 2007 blue619angel Said :
blue619angel i love this. I ask some of those same questions all the time.
On March 28th 2007 imbored9909 Said :
imbored9909 well its under the jokes section therefore there not really susposed to make u ponder there susposed to be easy to answer, either that or it is hard to answer which actually does make u think