Do you know how to have sex?

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Created(3-15-07)

Category ( Relationships )

A man walks up to a farmers house and knocks on the door.
When a woman opens the door, the man asks if she knows how to have sex. Not amused, she slams the door.
Again, the man knocks, and again, asks the same question. Still now amused, she screams at the man to go away.
Later, she tells her husband of the incident.
He offersto stay home the following day, just in case. Sure enough, the next day the same man returns. The husband hides with his gun while the lasy answers the door.
She is asked again if she knows how to have sex.
She answers "Yes."
The man replies, "Great! Give some to your husband next time you see him, and tell him to keep away from my wife."

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On June 29th 2008 diamonddogs Said :

	thats got to be a rude wakening for the wife!

On June 1st 2008 MissCheerCap Said :

	Ouch. That was a good joke comment on my story please HaleyLynn

On May 29th 2008 meganisinsane Said :

	LOVE IT

On May 27th 2008 sharonnjanae1 Said :

	they is funny lol omg dang were did he come up with such a great story

On May 25th 2008 theresa1978 Said :

	damn i have heard that if you do your homework at home then there wont be any left over for anything else get it

On May 3rd 2008 ZachsGirl101 Said :

	lol

On April 12th 2008 allisonpaige92 Said :

	i bet he wishes he didnt stay home that day lol

On March 13th 2008 lkbusiness22 Said :

	lol

On February 10th 2008 chinkyo Said :

	lmao

On December 30th 2007 deauntra Said :

	i bet you whenshe heared that she was mad n why was he askin her over n over do she know how to have sex i do

On December 23rd 2007 D0NTM3SSWiTM3 Said :

	OK4YYY....G4Y 4R3iLZ.

On December 7th 2007 misscrissangel Said :

	lmao

On December 5th 2007 Moneb Said :

	That's Good.

On November 21st 2007 malaysianacces Said :

	he is sooooooo gonna be busted!

On November 11th 2007 sweetrabia Said :

	haha!

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