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 A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more! .
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."

The lady can't take this any more,

"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig,"
she retorted indignantly.

"In this country. we don't speak aloud in Public places about our sex  lives.

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.
"Who talkin'abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell
'Mississippi'."



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On December 16th 2007 D0NTM3SSWiTM3 Said :
D0NTM3SSWiTM3 LOL DATZ STR8
On March 8th 2007 x0beLiNDa0x Said :
x0beLiNDa0x hahaha this hella funny lol
On March 3rd 2007 cginn1 Said :
cginn1 dats rude but rilli fnni lol
On March 3rd 2007 rachelxfersure Said :
rachelxfersure ahaha, funny. [:
On March 2nd 2007 jennykraige Said :
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LMFAO, best one so far
On March 2nd 2007 FPARRAJR Said :
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FUNNY
On March 2nd 2007 Daphne17 Said :
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On March 2nd 2007 Daphne17 Said :
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On March 2nd 2007 asparagushead Said :
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haha lmao
On March 2nd 2007 Cutie563 Said :
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haha...lol That's funny and perverted.
On March 2nd 2007 naida4586 Said :
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hahahahahaha...I got to tell my boyfriend this one....FUNNYY
On March 2nd 2007 Carlabena Said :
Carlabena Funny
On March 2nd 2007 Carlabena Said :
Carlabena Funny
On March 2nd 2007 Nadieen Said :
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ha ha ha ha ha ha that is funny
On March 2nd 2007 uthorn10 Said :
uthorn10 That was freeakin funny!!!!!!I love it!!
On March 2nd 2007 bg2867 Said :
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funny than a mo fo!!!!
On March 2nd 2007 GeorgiaNugara Said :
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Lol!! That is hilarlius!
On March 2nd 2007 pritteyboy360 Said :
pritteyboy360 i do+-nt get i
On March 2nd 2007 Marii0607 Said :
Marii0607 This shyt is funnie!!!!LMFAOL
On March 2nd 2007 FamousOne777 Said :
FamousOne777 funny shit
On March 2nd 2007 Tshirt Said :
Tshirt ROFL!
On March 2nd 2007 mantiskiller Said :
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this craps hillariously dumb.
On March 2nd 2007 Qualen Said :
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Lol
On March 2nd 2007 ashleyswebb Said :
ashleyswebb haha very funny.. not expecting that ending hahaha
On March 2nd 2007 Xtremely4Jeff Said :
Xtremely4Jeff HAHA that is great