funny jokes why we lubb kidz

1: When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year-old came into the room as I was preparing to get in the shower. She said “Mommy your getting fat!!” I replied “Yes, honey, remember Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy.” “I  know,” she replied, “but what’s growing in your butt??”
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2: A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he had found a cat dead. But the teacher said “how do you know it was dead??” “because I pissed in his ear and it didn’t move at all” the boy answered innocently… “you did what the teacher had said??” “YOU KNOW,” the little boy said. : I leaned over and went “pssst! And it didn’t move at all.”…lol…
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3: Too often, we lose control and don’t know what to do when someone is annoying. Remember when someone annoys you it take 42 muscles in your face to frown. BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap a mother you know what upside there head…