wedding

 Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all
> excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll
> to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob
> suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:
> "Are you the owner?"

> The pharmacist answers, "Yes." Jacob: "We're about to get married.
> Do you sell heart medication?"

> Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

> Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?" Pharmacist: "All kinds."

> Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?"

> Pharmacist: "Definitely."

> Jacob: "How about Viagra?"

> Pharmacist: "Of course." Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems,
> arthritis, jaundice?"

> Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

>Jacob: "What about 
vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's 
disease?"

>Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

> Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"

> Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

> Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry