crotchless panties

A middle aged women thinks she has to spice up her recently boring love life.
So she runs out and buys a cute little pair of crotchless panties. Makes a great dinner for her husband. Wines and Dines him after work.. At the end of the meal she pushes her chair out.. Spreads her legs and reveils the crothless panties to her hubby.. She smiles and says... "How about some of this for dessert"

The husband gasps and says.." hell no, look what it did to your panties"