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blonde guy

Views(549) Created(2-22-08) Category ( Blonde )

A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed,sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.

He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says,"Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"

The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door.

Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closetfloor.

You rotten bastard, "says the husband,"my wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids

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On May 1st 2008 cgblove Said :
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haha. it took me awhile to get that one lol. poor guy.
On February 28th 2008 hiimmegd1nonly Said :
hiimmegd1nonly OMG!!!ROFLMFAO!!! ggez i haven't heard one that made me laugh in awhile!!!
On February 24th 2008 ReneakaKC Said :
ReneakaKC awww!!! poor blonde guy... =(. LOL it's funny but poor dude.
On February 24th 2008 EvilRaven9892 Said :
EvilRaven9892 haha nice
On February 24th 2008 cassrules Said :
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FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!! BAHAHAHAHA
On February 24th 2008 Autumnr1 Said :
Autumnr1 tats funny
On February 22nd 2008 jnmac2011 Said :
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Haha that's about a dumb guy!
On February 22nd 2008 tumblegrl1994 Said :
tumblegrl1994 haha
On February 22nd 2008 Carolgreen Said :
Carolgreen i juss read this exact joke, bot a blonde grl
On February 22nd 2008 Crazycutie7 Said :
Crazycutie7 lol
On February 22nd 2008 geli01 Said :
geli01 lol