Why cows are sad...

Two women were driving through the countryside one day, and they passed by a dairy farm. The woman in the passenger seat turned to the driver and asked "Why is it that cows look so sad as they are getting milked?" The woman driving paused a moment before answering "Well, if someone woke you up butt early in the morning, played with your titties for fourty five minutes and didn't fuck you, you would be sad too!"