Chuck Norris!

Chuck Norris has already been to mars. That's why there are no signs of life.

Chuck Norris Round House kicked a McDonalds so hard it became a Wendys.

There is no such thing as evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris let survive.

Antibacterial Hand soap kills 99.9% of germs. Chuck Norris kills 100% of whatever he wants.

Chuck Norris is so tough, there is no chin under his beard, only another fist.

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father.