Red Riding Hood

  Little Red Riding Hood is walking through the woods when she comes upon a wolf hiding behind a tree.

"Hello Mr. Wolf!" she says to him.

  When she says this, he runs off into the woods. The girl keeps on walking into the woods and soon comes upon the wolf again. This time he is behind a rock. 

"Hello Mr. Wolf." She says again. He runs back into the woods. She shrugs but keeps on walking. She come across him one more time, this time behind a bush.

"Hello Mr. Wolf!!" She says.

To this the wolf replies, "Would you leave me alone! I'm trying to crap!