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Created: 03/05 2009
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Mexican Words of the Day

 

Mexican  words of the day
 
1.
*Cheese*
 The  teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence.  Pepito replies: 
Maria likes me, but cheese fat.
 
2. 
*Mushroom*
 
When all my family get in the car,  there's not mushroom.

3.  *Shoulder*
My fren wanted 2 become a citizen  but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder..
 
4. 
* Texas *
My fren always Texas me when I'm  not home wondering where I'm at!
 
5. 
*Herpes*
Me and my fren ordered pizza.   I got mine piece and she got herpes
 
6. 
*July*
 
Ju told me ju were going to tha store  and July to me! Julyer!

7. 
*Rectum*
I had 2 cars but my wife  rectum!
 
8.
*Chicken*
 
I was going to go  to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.

9.
*Wheelchair*
We only have  one enchilada left, but don't worry wheelchair

10. *Chicken* *wing*
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.

11.
*Harassment*
My wife caught  me in bed with another women and I told her honey harassment  nothing to me.
 
12.
*Bishop*
My wife  fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.
 
13.
*Body wash*
 
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.
 
14.
*Budweiser*
 
That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?
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On March 5th 2009 NikaAuAu3 Said: 
NikaAuAu3 haha.