20 Funny Jokes

1. There were two ducks in front of a duck and two ducks behind a duck and one duck in the middle. How many ducks were there total?

2. What city has no people?

3. What building has the most stories?

4. If a fire hydrant has H2O inside, what does it have outside?

5. What occurs once a minute, twice in a moment and never in a thousand years?

6. What goes up, but never goes down?

7. What can you put in a wooden box to make it lighter?

8. What bone gets longer and shorter?  

9. What do you call your father-in-law's only child's mother-in-law?

10. How many animals did Moses take onto the Ark?

11. What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?

12. What is the largest ant in the world?

13. What is the largest living an in the world?

14. Why didn't the lady run away from the attacking lion?

15. Why has no one ever spotted a leopard in Africa?

16. What goes round the house and in the house but never touches the house?

17. What can you keep after giving it?

18. What’s the difference between a gynecologist and a genealogist?

19. What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?


20.  What do you call a hippie's wife?
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1. three

2. electricity

3. the library

4. K9P

5. The letter M.

6. You're age.

7. Holes.

8. Trombone.

9. Mom.

10. None. It was Noah.

11. An umbrella.

12. Antartica

13. An elephant.

14. Because, she was told it was a man-eating lion.

15. Because they already have spots.

16. The sun.

17. Your word.

18.  A genealogist looks up the family tree and a gynecologist looks up the family bush.

19. An envelope.

20. Mississippi.