Yo Mama So Fat

Yo mama is so fat, when god said let there be light he made her move.

Yo mama is so fat,she irons her pants in the driveway.

Yo mama is so dumb, she got locked in an A&P and starved to death.

Yo mama is so dumb, she ran into a parked car.

Yo mama is so fat, she has more chins than a chinese phone book.

Yo mama is so fat, she got babtized at seaworld.

Yo mama is so poor I saw her walkin down the steet kickin a can and I asked her what she was doing and she said movin.

Yo mama is so fat, you have to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot to have sex with her.

Yo mama`s like a racecar, she burns though 4 rubbers a night.

Yo mama is like a shotgun, to cocks and shill blow.

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors

Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"