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The Seven Dwarfs go to the Vatican and, because they have requested an
 
audience, and as they are THE Seven Dwarfs, they are ushered in to see
 
the Holy Father. Dopey leads the pack. "Dopey, my son," says the Pope, "what can I do
for  you?"
 
> Dopey asks, "Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns
in Rome?"
 
 
 The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment
and  answers, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."
 
In the background a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Dopey turns
around  and  gives them a glare, silencing them. Dopey turns back, "Your Worship,
are  there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?"
 
The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers,
"Dopey,  there are no dwarf nuns in Europe." This time, all of the other dwarfs
 
burst into laughter.
 
Once again, Dopey turns around and silences them with an angry glare.
Dopey turns back and says, "Your extreme holiness! Are there ANY dwarf
 
nuns anywhere in the world?"
 
After consulting with his advisers, the Pope responds, "I'm sorry my
son,  there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."
 
The other dwarfs collapse in a heap, rolling, laughing and pounding
the  floor, tears streaming down their cheeks as they begin chanting,
 
"Dopey shagged a penguin! Dopey shagged a penguin!"


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On October 3rd 2007 chickenbroth Said :
chickenbroth lol, this is brilliant.
On October 3rd 2007 drowningnlove Said :
drowningnlove aww poor dopey shagged a penguin...lmao