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she needed to dry

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Jim and mary were both paitients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Mary suddenly jumped into the deep end. She sunk to the bottom and stayed there.

Jim promptly jumped in to save her. He swam to the bottom and pulled Mary out.

When the medical director became aware of Jim's heroic act he immediantly ordered him to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered Jim to be mentally stable.

When he went to tell Jim the good news he said, "Jim, i have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses.

The bad news is, Mary, the patient you saved, hung herself with her bathroom belt in the bathroom, im so sorry, but she's dead,"

Jim replied, "She did'nt hand herself... i put her there to dry."



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On October 17th 2007 wolfvalentine Said :
wolfvalentine =0 lol poor mary
On September 24th 2007 TJT12 Said :
TJT12 OH CRAP! LOL
On September 24th 2007 firerocket67 Said :
firerocket67 awwwwwwwwwwww, poor Mary! Old geezer is a murderer!
On September 24th 2007 monkey892 Said :
monkey892 oohh poor mary lol i really like it
On September 23rd 2007 srr2011 Said :
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omg that is funnyer than crap...
On September 22nd 2007 jaymz309 Said :
jaymz309 poor mary
On September 22nd 2007 absolutlyluvme Said :
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thats so sad