damn fence

An elderly couple is enjoying an annuversary dinner together in a small tavern. The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this tavern where you leaned against the fence and I made love to you from behind?"

"Yes," She says, "i remember it well."

"OK," he says, "How bout we take a stroll 'round there again and we can do it for old times sake."

"Ooooooooh Henry, you devil, that sounds like a good idea," She answers.

There's a police officer sitting in the booth listening to all of this, and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see this... two old timers having sex against a fenc. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble."

So he follows them. They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence.

The old lady lifts up her skirt, takes her undies down and the old man drops his pants. She turns around and as she hangs onto the fence the old man moves in.

Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the police officer has ever seen. They are bucking and jumping like 18 yr olds.

This goes on for 40 mins! She's yelling, "Ohhh god!" He's hanging onto her hips for dear life. This is the most athletic sex imaginable.

Finally, they both collapse panting on the ground. The police officer is amazed. He thinks he has learned something bout life he didnt know. He starts to think bout his own parents and wonders whether they still have sex like this.

After bout half n hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The police officer, still watching, thinks, 'that was truly amazing, he was going like a train. I've got to ask him what his secret is.'

As the couple pass, he says to them, "that was something else, you must of been shagging for about 40 minuets. How do you manage it? You must have had a fantastic life together. Is there some sort of secret?"

"No, there is no secret," the old man says, "except that 50 yrs ago, that damn fence was'nt electric!"