get rid of. . .

One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on the butt and said, "If you firmed this up we could get rid of your controltop underwear." While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent. The next morning, the man woke up and pinched her on each of her boobs and said, "You know if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra."

This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him bu the penis. With a death grip in place, she said, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the pool man, and your brother."