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women=clever bitches

Views(1802) Created(9-22-07) Category ( Women )

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to go get it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me i will give you three wishes."

The woman freed the frog and the frog said, "thank-you, but i failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or better!"

The woman said, "that would be ok," and for her first wish, she wanted to be the mosr beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realise that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women would flock to," The woman replied," that would be ok because i would be the most beautiful woman in the world and he will only have eyes for me."

So KAZAM - she was the most beautiful woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, " That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times rucher than you." The woman said, "That will be ok because whats mine is his and whats his is mine."

So KAZAM - she was the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "i would like to have a very mild heartattck,"

Moral of the storty: women are clever bitches dont mess with them.



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On March 22nd 2008 AlanPrice23 Said :
AlanPrice23 ouch, what a bitch
On March 7th 2008 Kitii233 Said :
Kitii233 LMAO. lol thats fuuuunny:P
On February 24th 2008 InvisibleFlame Said :
InvisibleFlame lol very true!
On January 7th 2008 maymai Said :
maymai LOL...:D...good one
On December 5th 2007 degrassinerd Said :
degrassinerd haha
On October 4th 2007 ChibiKyubi Said :
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hahaha xD Damn asshole bitch! xP That's just MEAN! XD
On September 30th 2007 VirginiaGonser Said :
VirginiaGonser Hellz yea to the bitches! We Rule
On September 28th 2007 smartguy13v Said :
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i heard something like that before
On September 27th 2007 mazingrace Said :
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i laughed out loud
On September 24th 2007 worthyoflove87 Said :
worthyoflove87 fukin funny!
On September 24th 2007 Faithilyrocks Said :
Faithilyrocks Ahahaha, Thats not nice, what did he ever do to her!
On September 24th 2007 sashiexa Said :
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thats sweet lol
On September 24th 2007 amptone Said :
amptone ha ha ha
On September 24th 2007 oxXxlovelyxXxo Said :
oxXxlovelyxXxo hmmm...lol
On September 24th 2007 dangeling2001 Said :
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That was so Good what a smart Girl, I would do the same!!
On September 24th 2007 jpott84 Said :
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Women are so clever and yet your spelling and grammar are severely lacking. But yeah it was fuckin funny =)
On September 24th 2007 brownbaby57 Said :
brownbaby57 OMG that was funny and I just had a friend (yes she was Blonde) read it and she didn't get it ....lol... that made me laugh even harder..... but anywho that was some good shite there......
On September 24th 2007 somethin32 Said :
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I LIKE THAT THAT WAS KIND OF COOL
On September 24th 2007 firerocket67 Said :
firerocket67 Guys brains are in their dick, us girls actually use our HEADS when we think, indtead of letting our dick do it for us. =P women rule babes!
On September 24th 2007 SuperLoserSuzy Said :
SuperLoserSuzy Haha, funny.
On September 24th 2007 Darkrose3 Said :
Darkrose3 That we are in the best and worst of times! I have read this before but I like your version a whole lot better! lol.
On September 24th 2007 bugsbunny1210 Said :
bugsbunny1210 hahahha... check!!
On September 24th 2007 wolfvalentine Said :
wolfvalentine not bad lol
On September 23rd 2007 playgirl2107 Said :
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i think the beginning of the story was good and then i thought the ending was dumb
On September 23rd 2007 jolenealmquist Said :
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we are the fairer sex fellas