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Views(697) Created(11-18-07) Category ( Bar )

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

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On November 20th 2007 elizabitch99 Said :
elizabitch99 pretty good....pretty good
On November 20th 2007 Jumpy1811 Said :
Jumpy1811 wow..lol
On November 19th 2007 tonismith123 Said :
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it was pretty good
On November 19th 2007 w4c23 Said :
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ha! that was good! thums up!
On November 19th 2007 gpecka Said :
gpecka lol, I've heard that before, but it was with Hilliary Clinton.
On November 18th 2007 w0ndf Said :
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NICE!
On November 18th 2007 EricaLeBlanco Said :
EricaLeBlanco very very funny nice joke
On November 18th 2007 Crusty76 Said :
Crusty76 nicccccee XD
On November 18th 2007 Pilot808 Said :
Pilot808 lol.
On November 18th 2007 YC11 Said :
YC11 Haha she weighs 200? XD