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Letter from a mother to a son!!

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Dear Child,

I am writing this slow because I know that you can't read fast.

We don't live where we did when you left home.

Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home so we moved.

I won't be able to send you the address, as the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they left so that they wouldn't have to change their address.

This place is real nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure if it works too well though.

Last week I put a load in, pulled the chain, and haven't seen them since.

The weather isn't too bad here., it only rained twice last week, The first time it rained for three days and the second time for four days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your Uncle Steve said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. We got another bill from the funeral home.

They said if we don't make the last payment on Grandma's grave, up she comes. John locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were worried because it took him two hours to get me and Shelby out.

Your sister had a baby this morning but I haven't found out what it is yet, so I don't know if you're an aunt or an uncle. If the baby is a girl, your sister is going to name it after me, she's going to call it Mom.

Uncle Pete fell in a whiskey vat last week. Some man tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated and he burned for three days.

Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pick-up truck. Ralph was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down.

There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much has happened.

PS, I was going to send you some money but the envelope was already sealed.


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On November 6th 2007 sweetrabia Said :
sweetrabia lolzz!!
On November 2nd 2007 Ryan2005 Said :
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steven wright stuff...
On November 1st 2007 XxXxShelbyxXxX Said :
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omg ha my name is shelby YAY ME haha thats funny
On November 1st 2007 jessie323 Said :
jessie323 haha thats funny and somehting that i would prolly say ahhaa
On November 1st 2007 YummxPotatoes Said :
YummxPotatoes funny as HEEELLLLLLLLL!!!!!! omfg, i loved it!!
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On November 1st 2007 jaime10965 Said :
jaime10965 omg,that was funny,lol
On November 1st 2007 Hannahmae01 Said :
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this is so funny!!!!
On November 1st 2007 NoOdLe15 Said :
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is the mother blonde???? is the whole family blonde???
On November 1st 2007 PurpelHaze14 Said :
PurpelHaze14 already posted but stil funny
On November 1st 2007 reapersheart Said :
reapersheart lmao wow
On November 1st 2007 pinocciodreams Said :
pinocciodreams lol, funny
On November 1st 2007 punkgurl989 Said :
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it was good but how is it dirty ?
On October 31st 2007 unicorn08 Said :
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enjoyed it!
On October 31st 2007 hayla120 Said :
hayla120 uh...lol
On October 31st 2007 melibeans10 Said :
melibeans10 i loved IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO
On October 31st 2007 jackieso Said :
jackieso i already posted this!!!!!! theif
On October 31st 2007 mydragonlord Said :
mydragonlord a classic. baahahahaha
On October 31st 2007 udontknoshitja Said :
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wow where did ya get this one from its funny
On October 31st 2007 Louis210 Said :
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it is fuckin funny
On October 31st 2007 elizabitch99 Said :
elizabitch99 NICE!!! I LOVED IT....IM SOO BLONDE I ACTUALLY THOUGHT IT WAS REAL!!! HAHAHAHAHA WAT AN IDIOT....
On October 31st 2007 trishisbaby Said :
trishisbaby thats soooooo funny!!! loved it!
On October 31st 2007 blackopsbaby Said :
blackopsbaby Double yew tee eff?
On October 31st 2007 seb22 Said :
seb22 haha the only thing that would have made that better at the the end would've been something like 'from your favourite aunt, mom'great otherwise!
On October 31st 2007 ohc88 Said :
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wicked