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Views(622) Created(10-3-07) Category ( Dirty )

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned.

The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft the skin from her body, so the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.

However, the only skin on his body that the doctor found suitable would have to come from his rear end.

The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!

One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice.

She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you."

"My darling," he replied," think nothing of it. I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."

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On October 5th 2007 AzalieUzumaki Said :
AzalieUzumaki lolz
On October 5th 2007 cAffEiNemiNa94 Said :
cAffEiNemiNa94 kinda gross but funny !
On October 5th 2007 unseenkiller Said :
unseenkiller lol thats great!!
On October 5th 2007 Sillyjessy Said :
Sillyjessy ha ha ha thats funny
On October 5th 2007 guiltyasgod Said :
guiltyasgod lol
On October 5th 2007 reapersheart Said :
reapersheart hahahaha
On October 5th 2007 Chifullness Said :
Chifullness Hehe, nice!
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xlollipopgurlx LOLZ
On October 3rd 2007 wolfprincess13 Said :
wolfprincess13 Exallent
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On October 3rd 2007 drowningnlove Said :
drowningnlove BAHAHA...good one