Crude Reality!

Views(473)

Created(9-25-07)

Category ( Dirty )

A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?"

His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, "I'll demonstrate. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then come back and tell me what you've learned."

The kid is puzzled, but decides to ask his mother. "Mom, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Robert Redford?"

"Don't tell your father, but, yes, I would."

He then goes to his sister's room. "Sis, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?"

She replies, "Omigod! Definitely!"

The kid goes back to his father. "Dad, I think I've figured it out. Potentially, we are sitting on two million bucks, but in reality, we are living with two sluts."

Please Login to post comments

On September 27th 2007 spymaster1026 Said :

	omg thats messed up

On September 27th 2007 wolfvalentine Said :

	lmao nice XP

On September 27th 2007 angiegymgurl Said :

	nice XD

On September 27th 2007 monkey892 Said :

	lol thats funnie

On September 26th 2007 reapersheart Said :

	Lol

On September 26th 2007 maebelone85324 Said :

	Well it did end with some what of a twist. I did like how it followed up the question and had an answer though.

On September 25th 2007 mandinkyle Said :

	I like this one ! ignore the dipshit below !!

On September 25th 2007 mauro341992 Said :

	is it just me or do you just post random previously posted "jokes" that suck ass?

Email
Password
New User Or