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Things Parents dont SAy!

Views(913) Created(9-25-07) Category ( Lists )


1. How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?
2. Yeah, I used to cut class a lot too.
3. Let me smell that shirt - don't worry, it's good for another week.
4. Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed and walk him every day.
5. That outfit isn't sexy enough, here, unbutton your blouse.
6. Why don't you hitchhike? It would totally be cheaper.
7. The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm running a prison around here.
8. Don't clean your room so often. It makes the rest of the house look bad.
9. Can I borrow your new speed metal CDs?
10. Naw, you don't have to call me, I'll eventually figure it out if you're in trouble.

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On February 17th 2008 EvilRaven9892 Said :
EvilRaven9892 omg if my parents ever said any of these I would DIE lol
On September 27th 2007 spymaster1026 Said :
spymaster1026 my step dad says #2,7,and10
On September 27th 2007 Ashleigh6321 Said :
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haha my parents say some of those. like 1,3,7,&9. and one of my best friends her mom says 5 and 4. and my ex his parents said 2 and 10 LOL!
On September 27th 2007 wolfvalentine Said :
wolfvalentine too bad parents dont say that =(
On September 27th 2007 angiegymgurl Said :
angiegymgurl nice ^_^
On September 26th 2007 reapersheart Said :
reapersheart haha thats great
On September 25th 2007 Amy1010lover Said :
Amy1010lover my mom says 9
On September 25th 2007 westwrestler10 Said :
westwrestler10 ROFLMFAO!!
On September 25th 2007 RaRaRaspberry Said :
RaRaRaspberry hey my mom says # 2 4 5 and 10 all the time... not really i wish