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dont say this to an officer!!!

Views(505) Created(9-23-07) Category ( Lists )

If you’re ever pulled over for speeding (or any other reason really), you probably shouldn’t say any of the following to the officer standing at your window…

  • I thought you had to be in good physical condition to be a police officer.
  • Sorry, Officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in.
  • Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, so long as one of us does.
  • Gee, Officer! That’s terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
  • I was trying to keep up with traffic. I know there are no other cars around. That’s how far ahead of me they are.
  • Hey pal, I pay your salary!
  • Aren’t you the guy from the Village People?
  • Hey, you must’ve been doing’ about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
  • You’re not gonna check the trunk, are you?
  • When the Officer says “Gee Son….Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?” You probably shouldn’t respond with, “Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?”


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On October 2nd 2007 qosdfyjvwefayv Said :
qosdfyjvwefayv oh my bad i mean funni* dang dat was a bad mistake
On October 2nd 2007 qosdfyjvwefayv Said :
qosdfyjvwefayv ma bro got pulled ova an said to da cop "well now you must have been speeding to keep up with me so does dat mean i can give you a ticket too?" hahaha ur jokes are fanni as hell
On September 25th 2007 SuperLoserSuzy Said :
SuperLoserSuzy Or when the officer tells you to get out of the vehicle, you probably shouldnt say "ocifer, would you hold my beer?" haha. i crack myself up. (but i found that somewhere else so yeah.) nevermind.
On September 25th 2007 westwrestler10 Said :
westwrestler10 ROFLMFAO!!
On September 25th 2007 bratcherry7 Said :
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haha..lmao
On September 25th 2007 atmercedes Said :
atmercedes the last one was good lol
On September 25th 2007 avder Said :
avder lmao
On September 25th 2007 Chifullness Said :
Chifullness Not one of these is new to me.
On September 25th 2007 TheBranster Said :
TheBranster ossiferrrrrr jokies have been said much
On September 24th 2007 pepperskin Said :
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pretty cool
On September 23rd 2007 smartguy13v Said :
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