No More Meows

a kindergartener walked into class and approached his teacher.

"mrs. smith?"

"yes, johnny."

"today's my birthday."

"is it really? congratulations. did you get anything for your birthday yet?"

"yup. i got a new kitty. his name's tiger."

"thats a lovely name for your kitty."

"i got tiger cause dad runned over fluff."

"oh, johnny, i'm so sorry to hear that."

"its okay."

two days go by. it is now wednesday.

"mrs. smith?"

"yes johnny?"

"dad runned over tiger."