I is...

One day Johnny was in school, his teacher told him to use the word "i" in a sentence.

So little johnny began, "I is..." but the teacher interuppted him and said, "No johny, always 'I am' not 'i is', go ahead"

So johnny said , "Fine, I am the 9th letter of the alphabet."

MORAL: If you are a teacher, shut the fuck up.