recipe for macaroni and cheese

 RECIPE FOR MACARONI AND CHEESE TO SERVE TO HOUSEGUESTS

WHAT YOU NEED: macaroni [duh], cheese, milk, water, strainer, big bowl, a big soup pot

1. put the macaroni in the water & milk in the big soup pot and let boil.

2. strain the macaroni, then out it in the big bowl.

3. put the melted cheese on top and STIR STIR STIR!

TO USE:

4. make sure u take it with u when u go to the bathroom, go ahead. u know what im thinking...

6. make sure u ACCIDENTLY mix in some eggshells from making eggs that morining. mix em in REALLY  good.

7. now, before u serve it to the house guests, split into 2 bowls  and smear them all over a DIFFERENT set of bedsheets u arent using that night.

8. go to sleep and wait for the party tomorrow, remember to put one bowl in the fridge.

9. in the moring before ur husband leaves for work, pack the other refrisgerated bowl from the fridge in ur husbands lunch

10. change the sheets to the smeared ones.

11. set up a TINY video camera in ur bed room facing the bed. MAKE SURE IS UNNOTICEABLE!

12. turn on the video camera. then leave for work

13. come home afterwards ,give ur husband a kiss, and then pop the tape from teh vid cam into the VCR & say to him "i got a new movie, come watch it w/ me..." wait for him to sit down, then turn it on.

14. say "WOW! those two people have the SAME sheets as us! OMG! that guy looks like u! does ur receptionist have a twin sister?

15. give him 5 minutes to pack his stuff.

16. now scroll back up and realize #5 was missing

 17. post a comment saying THAT JOKE SUCKED I ALREADY NOTICED 5 WAS MISSING!

 18. just wait, in 5 years you'll need this.