Bad birthday gift

so there was this little kid and it was his birthday, his dad gave him a cool new remote control car.  since his parents were divorced he went to his moms house a week after his birthday but he didnt mind.  so his mom got him a parrot a week before just so it would be used to the house by the time her son got there.  but the damn thing would never stop squacking.  so she put it in her closet.  2 days later she had her boyfriend over and they got intimate.  so when her son got there she gave it to him and he was overjoyed.

the next day he had his friend over and the parrot started talking but the only thing that it said was what it heard the mom say.  so the boy called the mom in because he didnt know that parrots could talk and he tought it was cool.  so the mom came in and listened.  the little boy said, "how are you today?" the parrot replied, "OH FUCK ME HARDER FUCK ME HARDER!"  the mom turned bright red and said that they needed to take it back because it was broken.