Harry, Dick and Jeff

so these three guys Harry, Dick, and Jeff were climbing a mountain and once they reached the top they found a genie.  the genie said that he would grant 1 wish for each but there was a catch they had to turn into different things and they couldnt wish for posessions.  so harry went first, "i want to be a condor so i can fly home." the genie snapped his fingers and pushed Harry off the edge and harry truned into the condor and flew away.  then it was Dick's turn, "i want to be a shark cause they are sick as hell." same thing happened.  then it was Jeff's turn and he wanted to see his friends but it was cloudy so he called out, "HARRY....DICK."  The genie pushed him and he turned into a hairy dick and was eaten by the condor and shark.