Helen keller

Q: what did helen keller's parents call the closet?

A: Disneyland!

Q: where did they send her when company came over?

A: Disneyland!

Q: Why didnt helen keller scream when she fell off a cliff?

A: she was wearing mittens!

Q: how did helen keller's parents punish her?

A:1) Gave her a basketball and told her to read it 2) Put doorknobs on the walls 3) Rearranged the furniture 4) Put a plunger in the toilet

Q: did you know helen keller had a playset in her back yard?

A: She didnt

Q: how did helen keller burn the side of her face?

A: the telephone rang and she picked up the iron.

Q: how did she burn the other side?

A: they called back