Chinese George washington

So theres this family of chinese immigrants that move to the US.  The dad runs a BIFFY operation.  One night he came home late.  So the he called his sons into the kitchen after he cleaned up.  he said, "my sons someone has pushed the biffy on the cliff off.  Did one of you do it?"  the first son says, "No father i did not." as did the second and third sons.  finally the father says, "Do you kno the story of george washington?" all of the sons said no.  "well when george was young he cut down a cherry tree and when his father asked him he said, 'father i can not tell a lie, i chopped down the cherry tree.' and he didn't get punished."  so he asked them again, "first son did you push the biffy over the cliff?"  the son replied, "father i can not tell a lie i pushed the biffy over the cliff."  a couple days later the 2nd and 3rd sons saw the dad beating the shit out of the first son and making him do all of the chores.  they went up to their father and asked, "father why are you hitting first son?  George washington did not get beaten even though he chopped down his cherry tree." the father turned around and said, "Big difference george washingtons father not in the cherry tree."

 Moral: dont tip biffys someone that impacts ur life might be in ther