the bull

Guy walks into a bar on the hottest day of the year and asks a bartender for a glass of water. The bartender looks over to the man and says "this is a bar mister, you want a drink order a beer". The man replies back " I dont care at this point, just make it cold and wet, im so parched id lick the sweat from a bulls nuts!" In the back of the bar a gay guy stands up and says " well moo, moo."