THINGS YODA MIGHT SAY WHILE IN BED:

THINGS YODA MIGHT SAY WHILE IN BED:

"Ahhh! Yoda's little friend you seek!"

"Bend over and show me your dark side you must."

"Who's your Jedi master? WHO'S your Jedi Master?"

"Urm. Put a shield on my saber I must."

"Mmmm. Feel the force you will!"

"Do me or do me not - there is no try."

"When 900 years old you get, Viagra you need too, hmmmm?"

"Down here, I am. Find a ladder, I must!"

"Yes the ears are for your ankles to rest."

"Ow, ow, OW! On my ear you are!"

"Like that you do. Dont you?"

"You like that little green thing dont you."

"Sleep in the wet spot i wont."

"Get me a towl you will bitch. hmmm."