Your Momma

just a couple your mama jokes:

your mama is so fat, she went outside with a raincoat on in new york and people started calling "TAXI!"

your mama so fat, she went swimming and columbus discovered her.

your mama so dumb, she strangled herself with a cordless phone

your mama so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

your mama so dumb, she sold her car for gas money

your mama so fat, she has her own zipcode

your mama so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

your mama so fat, she eats wheat thicks

your mama so fat, she had to go to seaworld to get baptized.