Oh Crap

There was a redhead, bernette, and blonde.

They were running from the police and became cornered at the edge at a cliff. The upside was, it was a magical cliff.

It was magical because if you jumped off and said something, you would become that something.

The three girls new this so first, the redhead jumped off and yelled out:

"Falcon"

she became a falcon and flew away.

the brenette jumped off next yelling:

"Balloon"

she floated away and escaped.

Finally, it was the blonde's turn.

Nearing the edge, she tripped over a rock and yelled:

"Oh, crap"

I think you can guess what she turned into...