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Views: 141
Created: 12/18 2008
Category: Blonde
Type: Joke

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3,2,1-

A redhead, blonde, and branette had committed a crime; they had killed 27 people in 1 week.

The police decided a proper punishment would be to shoot them each one by one.

The redhead's turn was first and the cops started counting down:

"3, 2, 1,-"

before they could finish the redhead yelled out:

"TORNADO!!!"

Hearing this the cops all ran for cover, letting the redhead get away. (i think the cops may have been blonde...)

 

When it was the branettes turn, the cops started counting down again:

"3,2,1-"

and once again they were interupted by the branette shouting:

"TSUNAMI!!!!!"

All the policemen ran for cover and she got away.

Last but not least, it was the blonde's turn:

"3,2,1-"

the blonde screamed:

"FIRE!!"

 

 

the blonde did not get away....

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On May 19th 2009 MCRsLover Said: 
MCRsLover haha, great :)
On December 18th 2008 jaymie9908 Said: 
jaymie9908 If you're going to post jokes you could start by spelling right. It's not Branette. It's Brunette...once again that's brunette...B-R-U-N-E-T-T-E! Thank you and have a nice day!
On December 18th 2008 cocoa1987 Said: 
cocoa1987 hey i posted another version of this joke there both really good
On December 18th 2008 blv2cha Said: 
blv2cha hahahahahahah! just like a blonde to say something like that!! pahahahah!!!!