Bowels!!

One day, there was this native man, whose name sounded like "Bowels". One day, he recieved a letter from the government saying that if he didn’t move his teepee it would be mowed over, for the government had plans to build a road that went right over his teepee. Naturally this pissed him off, so he marched into town to complain. When he got to town he walked into a building he thought was a government office, but was actually a pharmacy. He went right up to the lady at the desk and declared, "Bowels no move!", meaning that he would not move his teepee. The clerk, thinking he was constipated, gave him a laxative and sent him home. The next day he came back and said, "Bowels no move!" The clerk gave him a stronger laxative and sent him home. This happened two more times over two days, each time the clerk giving Bowels a stronger laxative. The 5th day, he came back weak as a newborn kitten, and he said to the clerk in a tired and defeated voice, "You win... Bowels move now... teepee full of shit."