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Blonde Year In REview !

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A Blonde's Year in Review

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels...HELLOOO!...bottles won't fit in printer.

March - Got really excited...finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months....box said "2 - 4 years"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours...power went out.

May- Tried to make Kool-Aid - wrong instructions... 8 cups of water won't fit into that little packet.

June- Tried to go water skiing - couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stoke swimming competition...learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms.

August- Got locked out of my car in a rain storm...car swamped because soft-top was open.

September- The capital of California is "C", isn't it?

October- Hate M&M's - they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days...instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108 !!!

December - Couldn't dial 911- duh - there's no eleven on the stupid phone



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LaDiiT13 SUM OF DEM R FUNNY ND SUM R OLD.. BUT STiLL FUNNY♥
On September 14th 2007 millyscosmic Said :
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I have this one
On August 23rd 2007 tinamgo123 Said :
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that is messed up!
On August 15th 2007 marsmellowfluf Said :
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lmao!!!
On August 6th 2007 drewster789 Said :
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ok lilprepi come to my house and see what happens...i'm waiting...
On July 6th 2007 Lilpreppi94 Said :
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WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE HAIR , SCARS no NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD IF U DONT COPY THIS JUS LIKE FROM THE RING COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES OR I WILL APPEAR ONE CREEPY NIGHT WEN UR NOT ExPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A NIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SUMMET ING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE FLASH BOXES
On July 5th 2007 flotenspieler Said :
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funny!
On May 31st 2007 Nerd4shizzle Said :
Nerd4shizzle funny
On May 30th 2007 wowsers3 Said :
wowsers3 LOL!
On April 22nd 2007 oddrose1681 Said :
oddrose1681 I love blonde jokes ~ perhaps cuz I am a blonde ~ so I can get them ~ lol ~
On April 19th 2007 luckyking13 Said :
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nice
On April 19th 2007 cassiegiraffe Said :
cassiegiraffe loooove it!!
On April 19th 2007 Lilyfrog Said :
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hah!
On April 19th 2007 vron26 Said :
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lol very good..hehe
On April 19th 2007 lala2463 Said :
lala2463 lmao!
On April 19th 2007 madmax01 Said :
madmax01 This is good! I needed a good chuckle today!
On April 19th 2007 unrealuser Said :
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lol really good
On April 19th 2007 mysterywhateve Said :
mysterywhateve lol oh gosh
On April 19th 2007 astroboy2222 Said :
astroboy2222 very funny never heard any of these before
On April 17th 2007 Flameks8r9 Said :
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i'm blonde... and sadly... i've actally done some of these :*
On April 17th 2007 jhelmuth Said :
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this is hilarious definitely higher than 18
On April 17th 2007 pidge18 Said :
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lol lmao
On April 17th 2007 Larisa259 Said :
Larisa259 Im blond and i admit M & M's R fuckign hard to peel!
On April 17th 2007 johnnyhottie91 Said :
johnnyhottie91 haha lq2ms
On April 17th 2007 Blueangel1371 Said :
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lmmfao...