sex spell

A bus stops and 2 italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated converation. The lady sitting next to them ingores them at first but her attention is galvanised when she hears one of them say the following: "emma come first. den i come. den too asses come together. i come once-a-more. two asses they come together again. i come again and pee twice. then i come one lasta time."  "you foul-mouthed, sex-obsessed swin," says the lady indignantly. "in this country we dont speak aloud in public places about our sex lives."  "hey coola down lady," said the man. "who talking abouta sex? im justa tellin my frienda how to spell mississippi."