Blonde, Brunett, and a redhead

Thers a blonde a brunett and a redhead

they are all trapped in a brick building set on fire

then a fairy popped up

and told the girls

I will grant you each one wish

the brunett said "I wish i was a bird"
then the redhead said "I wish i was a hawk"
then the redhead turned into a hawk, flew away, and ate the bird

then the blonde was leaning over too far

she fell

and she said "oh poo"

then she turned into dog poo