Sportman's Double

   I had an interesting experience recently involving an 'older' woman I met
at a bar.  She looked pretty darn HOT for 61.  She was drinking quite a bit, and while we were chatting, she came right out and asked me if I'd ever had a 'sportsman's double'   - a mother and daughter threesome.


I said no, but she might be able to talk me into it.


   So she slams back one last drink, wipes her mouth, and looking directly
into my eyes, she tells me, 'Tonight's your lucky night.'


    So we go back to her place, she clicks on the hall light right as we
enter, and she shouts upstairs, 'Mom! You still awake?'