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GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT

Views(2437) Created(8-19-07) Category ( Other )

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant,
who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us
food and drinks.
  
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the
aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce
that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people,
if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."
 
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather
Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't
hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your
trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
 
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a
Princess and I take orders from no one."
 
To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.
Tray-up, Bitch."

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On April 13th 2008 rose1992911 Said :
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omfg. this is amazing!!!
On January 12th 2008 chorusgal Said :
chorusgal sweet good one
On January 2nd 2008 sweetrabia Said :
sweetrabia lol
On November 13th 2007 arisweet2 Said :
arisweet2 HA HA THATS HILARIOUS
On October 28th 2007 EvilRaven9892 Said :
EvilRaven9892 HAHA nice I loved it!
On September 13th 2007 additional001 Said :
additional001 ROFLMFAO
On September 6th 2007 Qiqqlez Said :
Qiqqlez LOL
On September 5th 2007 atmercedes Said :
atmercedes Thats good..
On September 5th 2007 lilkoo Said :
lilkoo LMAO HaHAHAAA even if u stole it, its still funny ^^
On September 3rd 2007 Crommie Said :
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you stole that joke off that ant guy on last comic standing, boo for stealing other peoples material
On September 2nd 2007 Ret101 Said :
Ret101 LMAO!!funny
On August 29th 2007 Giangbang Said :
Giangbang ahahahahahahahahah (in high pitch luangh)
On August 28th 2007 xdivax Said :
xdivax absolutly fukin hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On August 27th 2007 xCiNNAKiTTix Said :
xCiNNAKiTTix ...ROTFLMAO...now i know my friend would do something like that...he may even do the whole snapping shit...
On August 25th 2007 rainingdestiny Said :
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Thats hilarious!!!
On August 24th 2007 blessjahne Said :
blessjahne yeah! serves her right..lol
On August 22nd 2007 kayizerh Said :
kayizerh ahahahahah!
On August 21st 2007 LuvMiOrHateMi Said :
LuvMiOrHateMi I love this joke lol
On August 21st 2007 DuQuoinsFinest Said :
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that was funny
On August 21st 2007 DuQuoinsFinest Said :
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that was funny
On August 21st 2007 MangoXCaffeine Said :
MangoXCaffeine Omg! This is kick a**, the gay flight attendant reminds me of my bisexual ex-friend...XD lol
On August 21st 2007 TallyKellynn Said :
TallyKellynn I LIKE THIS ONE IT is FUNNY
On August 21st 2007 maryjaneeyes Said :
maryjaneeyes i like that one hahaha
On August 21st 2007 stitchchick92 Said :
stitchchick92 haha great
On August 21st 2007 jamiesmarie Said :
jamiesmarie bahaha thats funny