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The Jamacian Shoesaleman

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A married couple walked into a tourist shop. The Jamaican said to
them, 'I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey
make you wild at sex.'


Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what
the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them,
being the sex god he was.


The husband asked the man, 'How could sandals make you into a sex
freak?'

The Jamaican replied, 'Just try dem on, Mon.' So, the husband, after
some badgering from his wife, finally gave in,and tried them on.


As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his
eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many years!


In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him
violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own
pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips.

The Jamaican then began screaming, 'You got dem on the wrong feet!

You got dem on de wrong feet!'


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On October 28th 2007 EvilRaven9892 Said :
EvilRaven9892 HAHAHA nice LMFAO
On August 22nd 2007 filipinoidiot Said :
filipinoidiot EEW!Yet funny lol
On August 21st 2007 sara52595 Said :
sara52595 hahah luv it !
On August 21st 2007 artgirl1 Said :
artgirl1 Hilarious! Love it!!
On August 21st 2007 psche Said :
psche lol nice
On August 19th 2007 spymaster1026 Said :
spymaster1026 wow thats so messed up
On August 19th 2007 Aluche2 Said :
Aluche2 lol this joke makes me crack up every time. I posted it a couple weeks ago, but I still love it!
On August 19th 2007 tswieberg Said :
tswieberg Omg, that was good. As far as the comment from Exodiafinder, jokes are posted over and over again , I have seen Voodoo Dick posted over 30 times. Dureall, this is an original, leave it up! I loved it.
On August 19th 2007 dureall Said :
dureall Show me where and I'll gladly remove it.
On August 19th 2007 Exodiafinder Said :
Exodiafinder ALREADY POSTED
On August 19th 2007 Metallicat1985 Said :
Metallicat1985 Haha i love it, good work man. i think the funnier thing is the comment from the previous guy saying he's not in the mood for jokes...whilst he's...on a....jokes page hmm. its like comedian Dane Cook Said "theres nothing funnier then a guy who isnt funny telling you that something isnt funny"
On August 19th 2007 HIMDarling612 Said :
HIMDarling612 ha ha um i like it but i think it could be better...i'm not much in the mood for jokes sorry to put you down dude