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I got pulled over

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I got pulled over yesterday by a motorcyle cop.

the police officer asked to see my drivers licence.

I told him I didn't have one

He asked to see my insurance and registration,

I told him I didn't have that either, I said the car was stolen.

He said, "beg pardon?"

I said "yeah car is stolen"

I have a gun in the glove box and a body in the trunk.He then told me to pass me the keys and wait in the car.

so I did

He went back to the bike and radio'd the police chief

explaining to him what I just told him.

A few minutes pass and the chief pulls up.

He walks over and asked me if i had my licence.

I said yeah and passed it to him.

"insurance and registration?"

"yup right here" I said.

he then says" My deputy here says you have a gun in the glove box and a body in the trunk?"

. I told him that was obsurd. "you can check for yourself sir, but I assure you I dont."

I then said...

"I bet the lying sonabitch told you I was speeding too"



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On March 31st 2008 ILOVEMYRASCALS Said :
ILOVEMYRASCALS ITS ALREDY ON HERE....I LIKE THE OTHER ONE BETTER BUT ITS STILL FUNNY
On October 28th 2007 EvilRaven9892 Said :
EvilRaven9892 cute
On May 5th 2007 Bethiebethbeth Said :
Bethiebethbeth lol me too
On May 2nd 2007 psychoralu Said :
psychoralu :)) crazzzy one! i'd like to try this sometimes, too bad I don't drive.
On April 29th 2007 iluvtostito Said :
iluvtostito omg what is her fucking problem? dude pixie person lay off. i know you don't have any talent so don't be jealous of his. i loved it dureall!
On April 25th 2007 bluehotpixie Said :
bluehotpixie "you really shouldn't take credit for other peoples work #1 its lying #2 its illegal #3 it makes you comepleatly lame" i think you are a compleate asshole go to hell fucker
On April 22nd 2007 mrskritter Said :
mrskritter very funny
On April 20th 2007 RagdollKirstie Said :
RagdollKirstie haha that is funny! that's a good way to get out of a speeding ticket!
On April 19th 2007 sunny102 Said :
sunny102 LOL...good one:)
On April 19th 2007 Chelle57 Said :
Chelle57 Haha that's sounds like something I would do.
On April 17th 2007 nicaboric007 Said :
nicaboric007 lol hahahahaha i need to use this too
On April 13th 2007 AHORTON12 Said :
AHORTON12 THAT WAS GOOD
On April 9th 2007 Satansboss Said :
Satansboss i would love it if this worked lol
On April 9th 2007 LinLin030988 Said :
LinLin030988 OMG .. I laughed my ass off.. I got a ticket due like this week.. so it kinda reminded me of me going 73 in a 55 zone...
On April 3rd 2007 joplink Said :
joplink I wish they were that dumb. lol
On April 2nd 2007 Purp7eFi7th Said :
Purp7eFi7th lmao this is a good one : P
On March 27th 2007 birchy7 Said :
birchy7 never heard it. 7/10
On March 13th 2007 tinkgirl8 Said :
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I had never heard this before...I thought it was funny!
On March 13th 2007 ashleighsgurl Said :
ashleighsgurl stupid!!!
On March 13th 2007 buttface2010 Said :
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this is an old one and it was funny because it was an old woman in stead of you, you kinda ruined it in my perspective